| Skills: |
Candidates (under
21 years of age) must be able to fill out at least six pages of
a C.V. with claims of experience and knowledge totalling a minimum
of 150 years. In addition, they must also be able to claim involvement
with hobbies which nobody in their right mind could possibly fit
into a lifestyle which included, for example, sleeping or eating.
The successful applicant will have no real skills in any category
whatsoever, but candidates will be considered providing they do
not know anything about C++ programming or Project Management. |